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We're Screwed!
City Manager to take last life boat off this sinking ship we call Treasure Island.
The City Commission had to pick their jaws up off the floor this week after City Manager Chuck Coward gave the Commission his notice of intent to leave his position as City Manager.
Chuck has evidently come to the same conclusion as T I Beach Bums in that it is fruitless to try to work with this band of fools we call the Treasure Island City Commission.
With Treasure Island facing it's biggest construction project in it's history with the building of the new draw bridge and the fact that the current draw bridge is about to fall down, we all must now count on a City Commission that can't even properly write a term limit ordinance.
The daunting task of hiring a new City Manager now faces this less than stellar group of Commissioners. T I Beach Bums has been able to acquire through sources deep inside City Hall, a list of questions that will be asked to applicants for the City Manager position.
When Commissioner Bildz says Yes instead of Aye do you,
Go up and slap him.
Slap yourself.
Look down at the floor and ask yourself why did I take this job.
When Commissioner Collins says "Am I mistaken in believing..."
You say "No you're just an idiot."
You say "No, we're all mistaken for listening to your nonsense."
Look down at the floor and ask yourself why did I take this job.
When Commissioner Bildz asks to form a citizens committee to help the Commission with the budget you,
Ask him if he can add 2 + 2.
Ask him if he can't handle the job why did he run for election.
Look down at the floor and ask yourself why did I take this job.
When Commissioner Collins requests "Children Playing in Street" signs posted all over town you,
Ask him why doesn't he play in the street, preferably on the Howard Franklin Bridge.
Suggest the signs read "Idiot Commissioner at Work".
Look down at the floor and ask yourself why did I take this job.
When Commissioner Bildz says "What is this anyway" you,
You tell him this is a game show called "Who's the Idiot" and you're winning.
You tell him it's a piece of paper that has words with more than 3 letters so don't even try to read it.
Look down at the floor and ask yourself why did I take this job.
When listening to the constant whining of Sunset Beach residents at Commission Meetings you,
Suggest we give Sunset Beach Back to Spain.
Look down at the floor and ask yourself why did I take this job.
Get up, tell the Commission to screw themselves and leave.
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