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Sunset Beach Sexual Predator Test

With all the talk about sexual predators and whether or not their pictures should be shown on TITv15, we here at T I Beach Bums put together a little test for our readers to help you determine exactly where you stand on this issue. Simply answer the questions below to the best of your ability. At the end of the test is the answer key where you will be able to determine exactly what your position is on this issue.

1. When you were 18 years old you had an appetite for

A. Girl Scout cookies
B. Girl Scouts
C. You lived on Sunset Beach so no matter what you did it was a simple
indiscretion.

2. When you were 20 years old you:

A. Dated girls who were at least old enough to be considered legal
adults.
B. Hung out with girls who played with Barbie Dolls.
C. You lived on Sunset Beach so no matter what you did it was a simple
indiscretion

3. When you were 18 years old you:

A. Had a job.
B. Hung out at the food court in the mall with middle school kids.
C. You lived on Sunset Beach so no matter what you did it was a simple
indiscretion

4. Your video tape collection includes:

A. “Animal House”
B. Child pornography
C. You lived on Sunset Beach so no matter what you did it was a simple
indiscretion

5. When you were 18 and asked a child to perform, you :

A. Were coaching a little league baseball team and talking about hitting a
baseball.
B. You were talking to the little girl down the street.
C. You lived on Sunset Beach so no matter what you did it was a simple
indiscretion

6. You think that someone who has committed 4 felonies is a:

A. Criminal
B. Victim of the system
C. You live on Sunset Beach so no matter what everything is a simple
indiscretion

If you answer all the questions with answer A then you are a somewhat normal human being who would prefer that sexual predators be identified. Only the fact that you actually read through the test keeps you from being considered normal.

If you answered any question or all the questions with answer B. you should be wearing an ankle bracelet.

If you answered all the questions with answer C don't let anyone know.