Kevin Toon

Gulf Beach News

First Human Clone Seen On St. Pete Beach

Citizens shocked as Scientists descend on T.I. and St. Pete Beach

On a recent quiet weekend evening, beach area residents were shocked when it was discovered that the worlds first cloned human was seen on St. Pete Beach and later on Treasure Island.

Scientists from as far away as Neenah, Wisconsin flocked to St. Pete Beach to investigate the reported sightings.

According to lead scientist, Philmore Wackinbush, it appears that a mad scientist has acquired the DNA of a local minstrel. The songster, once reported by the St. Petersburg Times as the "Icon of the beach" appears to be the near famous Kevin Toon. According to reports released by the American Society of Scientists (A.S.S.) Toon's DNA was recovered from a discarded bottle of Budweiser. The DNA was then cultivated in a solution primarily made up from the ever popular alcoholic drink called a "Monkey Blood".

After several hours of cultivation at the Cove Sports Bar and Restaurant on St. Pete Beach, the Clone grew into the likeness of Toon. Patrons of the Cove were shocked when the Clone and Toon met face to face. The Clone not only appeared like Toon but the Clone even spoke like Toon repeating "That's not right" , "Ooh la wee I sho gotta pee", "Let's all drink" over and over.

From the Cove, the now duo, moved north onto Treasure Island shocking many local residents. One man was seen running down Gulf blvd. shouting "oh no, two Toons."

Shortly after midnight the two staggered, er slipped into the night. Toon was seen the next day, shoeless, but otherwise no less for wear. The Clone, however, has disappeared and may not be seen again until next Halloween.